A Letter to My Boss

Dear Sir:

I have decided to join the writers union on strike until the following demands are met:

-We want a larger percent of all profits made through online sales of the magazine and its articles.
-We want a larger percent of all profits made through DVD sales and iTunes downloads.
-We want a percent of all profits made through all online material.

Until these demands are met, we will be downstairs picketing in front of our in-house cafe.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

-marcia