How I Lost my Second Jars of Clay Self-Titled Album

Someone stole it from my car.
When they stole my stereo that surrounded it.
While I was parked at the Metro parking lot.
Because I was trying to be wise about saving money and the environment.

I don't think vacation to Seattle tomorrow could have come at a better time.... I'm so ready to get away and hang out with Geoff and see new places and not think about what will go wrong with my dumb car next. Hello rainyness, goodbye sunshine... I need a break.

If you plan on attending one of the dates on the PAGES tour, starring Shane & Shane, Bebo Norman and newcomer Alli Rogers, might I suggest bringing along your "poison" of choice to play a drinking game to the word/country Tanzania.

If you've seen the show, you know.

And if you haven't, you'll thank me later.

Words you should be saying in order to be so LA (a tutorial)

Positive exclamations:

• Rad (replaces cool)
  
• Fabulous (don't just say "great"--take it up a notch)
  
• Amazing (Drag out the second "a" for emphasis)

How to describe someone that has problems, especially celebrities:

• Hot Mess
• Jacked up

Words not to say unless you are Posh Spice (Becks and Posh are so last month):

• Major
  

How to greet a room, especially if your name is Flava Flav

• What's Up Biiitcheeesss?