Words you should be saying in order to be so LA (a tutorial)

Positive exclamations:

• Rad (replaces cool)
  
• Fabulous (don't just say "great"--take it up a notch)
  
• Amazing (Drag out the second "a" for emphasis)

How to describe someone that has problems, especially celebrities:

• Hot Mess
• Jacked up

Words not to say unless you are Posh Spice (Becks and Posh are so last month):

• Major
  

How to greet a room, especially if your name is Flava Flav

• What's Up Biiitcheeesss?