Happy Birthday to Me

I've discovered that the best part about being reminded that you are officially old is that assorted companies have figured out they can win over customers/talk them into spending money that they weren't planning to spend under the guise of Birthday Gift rewards.

So far I have received the following:

DSW Shoes: $5 off
Gap: $15/off with $60 purchase
Victoria's Secret: $10
Express: $15 off (this one expired before my birthday so that one is dumb)
Hallmark: $4 off (I guess so I can buy my own card in case I'm feeling bad about the day?)
Kohls: 15% off

I haven't received birthday greetings from my State Farm insurance agent yet though, so that kind of bums me out.