There has been much news hype about the latest energy drink, Cocaine, and it's controversial name. The makers, Redux, have finally decided to pull it from the shelf and package it under a new name (TBD).

But the best quote comes from a CBS News report:

"Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex," Ivey said. "It's not the same thing and no one thinks it is. Our product doesn't have any cocaine in it. No one thinks that it does. We think it is most likely legal in the United States to ship our product."

WHAT? Cocaine the energy drink is like saving sex for marriage??

Junkie to Cocaine beverage consumer: "I see you're practicing abstinence."
Consumer: "Yeah. I really just want to wait until that special shipment comes along. It will all be worth it in the end."

I'm still laughing.