Today the illegal immigrants were having a march in downtown LA, so that meant all the public transportation was jacked up. Specifically, all the public transportation *I* needed to take was jacked up.

Thankfully one of the girls in my office lives in the same town as me and was willing to drive in
with me. I grabbed Rupert the GPS and we were off... ("Right turn ahead" "Thank you, Rupert")

On the way home, we were in the midst of about eight lanes of all but dead locked
traffic and she said "Okay up here it's going to get congested."

"Is it not congested here?"

"OH no, this is good! We are actually moving a little bit."

Oh.

I think I'll stick with the train.